It's
that time of the year again.
Time
for all of those holiday online sales and time for your
packages to land on your front door.
It's also time for the holiday porch
pirates to show up waiting for your package to be
delivered so they can deliver it to themselves!
Think about how infuriating it is when
you realize your package has been stolen and how you'd
give anything to catch one of these lowlife thieves
red-handed and what you'd like to do to them when you
do!
Well...unfortunately for this porch
pirate, he's about to get caught red-faced between the
powerful thighs of Kendra Heart who catches him in the
act!
Kendra gets an phone notification that
her package has arrived and within seconds of trying to
retrieve it on her front porch, the porch pirate has it
in his hands, ready to run off with it!
NOT SO FAST!
She first grabs her package out of his
hands and then grabs him, pulling him into her house to
administer a BRUTAL SCISSOR BEATING he won't soon
forget...if he survives that is!
After pushing him into her bedroom,
Kendra tosses off her housecoat to reveal her sexy
purple see-through lingerie and then begins the
lethal-legged lesson!
Watch as the veins nearly pop out of his
forehead from the cranium-cracking power of her
dancer-trained thighs as she admonishes him for his evil
deeds as if scolding a disobedient child!
Kendra pulls his head up high and tight
in eye-popping reverse headscissors that have him on the
brink of unconsciousness as he begs for mercy!
Then it's time to break a few ribs
perhaps in her anaconda-like bodyscissors, slowly
SQUEEEEZING every ounce of oxygen from his lungs!
On and on it goes as Kendra Heart
mercilessly tortures him in one scissor hold after the
other until eventually she decides he's had enough!
So for all of you porch pirates out there
thinking about the next package you're going to
take...better hope that package isn't addressed to
Kendra Heart because if it is, that will be the last
package you steal! |