Story Title	Story Description	Date Posted
ADHS	She had ADHS - Attention Deficit Headscissors, as her counselor found out.	11-20-08
The Breakup	Sexy lady breaks boy's body – with her legs - who dared break her daughter’s heart...	11-20-08
SSS for the KKK	Susie’s Super Scissors meets the Ku Klux Klan.	11-12-08
Calf Scissor Flight Plan	French MILF uses her calves on passenger…	11-12-08
In Scissor Wood	He went for a nice day hike that turned out anything but.	11-6-08
My Cousin's Calves	I hadn’t seen cousin Kerry in a long time, she lost weight and gained muscle – in her powerful calves.	11-6-08
Every Scissor Counts	Overeager campaign worker gets crushed.	10-30-08
Cure for Bad Breath	She’d had it with his bad breath in bed.	10-30-08
Student of Scissorology	Young male underclassman doubts Asian seniors thesis that women have stronger thighs than men...so she proves it.	10-24-08
Scissor Struggle in the Lady's Room	Confrontation in a bar leads to unusual one-sided fight.	10-24-08
Paying the Pizza Boy	Hot MILF pays the pizza delivery boy with her legs.	10-17-08
Triple Scissors	Waiting in waiting room for car repair, he leers at leggy babes, they scissor him for his perversity...	10-17-08
Squeezing, Squeezing, Squeeeeezed!	Boyfriend balks at helping his leggy gf buy jewelry at auction. The bids go high, thanks to her thighs!	10-9-8
Spanking Scissors	Two hot roomies have spanking, scissoring fun…	10-9-08
9:35	He’s five minutes late. He’ll pay for that.	10-2-08
Scissoring the Spammer	She tracks down a spammer and uses her scissor spam filter on his sorry ass.	10-2-08
Olympic Crush	I saw an Olympian’s legs, up close and painful!	9-24-08
Scissor Buff	I like history. She likes scissors.	9-24-08
Lounge Legs	I hit on Asian hottie in airport lounge and paid a heavy price.	9-18-08
Slot Scissors	She took over his losing slot machine and won big. Now he wanted his share. She thought otherwise.	9-18-08
Leg Lessons Learned	Leggy wife teaches another the lessons of legs.	9-11-08
Border Bitch	She ruled her portion of the border with an iron leg.	9-11-08
Punishing the Paparazzi	He made his living the hard way – and paid the leggy price with muscular starlet!	9-4-08
Beating on the Beach	He hit on a drunken hottie on vacation. Bad move.	9-4-08
Les Scis	He makes fun of his gf for crying at musical. She makes him cry in her thighs.	8-28-08
Massage Mauling	He tried to turn down Caribbean cutie’s happy-ending offer. She used her legs to convince him.	8-28-08
Twin Killing - Part 2	Beautiful twins crush him in their legs. Now, Mom joins the scissor fun…	8-21-08
Scissor Tasting	He got loaded at a wine tasting fundraiser and got a little Asian scissor testing in the vineyard.	8-21-08
Scissor Tan	He jokes with a black female friend that he wants to get as dark as her in the sun. She applies a scissor tan instead.	8-14-08
Olympian Scissors	He doubted she was a former Olympian. Her Olympian scissors convinced him.	8-14-08
Lesbian Leg Revenge	Writer mocked lezzies. One got revenge.	8-7-08
Little Sister Scissors	One year of college toughened her up.	8-7-08
Beach Battle	He figured he’d dunk his girlfriend’s mom. HE figured so wrong.	7-30-08
Cottage Crush	Rainy day at the shore means only one thing…	7-30-08
A Mother's Discipline - Part 4	Continuation of a story about a mom using her muscular legs to control her son. Today, it becomes tri-generational - again…	7-24-08
Peeper Punished	Two friends exact scissored revenge on guy who watches and whacks while they walk.	7-24-08
Young Squeezer	20 year old totally kicks ass of man watching her.	7-17-08
Power Hungry	Hot business woman rules with an iron leg.	7-17-08
MILF and Daughter	Unbelievable mother-daughter duo works him over.	7-10-08
Scissor Fresh	I like fresh-squeezed head in the morning.	7-10-08
Cry for My Thighs	He cries when she breaks up with him so she really gives him something to cry about...	7-2-08
Seaside Scissors	Scissored at a seaside soiree.	7-2-08
Action Scissors Doll	Playing with his girl’s old dolls gets him some real-life action scissors.	6-25-08
Good Enough to Eat	He makes an off-handed comment. She takes him up on it.	6-25-08
Kasimira Crush	Slovakian chambermaid puts the hurt on horny guest.	6-18-08
Happy Scissors Day	He forgot her birthday. Her legs reminded him.	6-18-08
Get Outta THESE Legs, Fucker!	She didn’t like his gooey reaction when she slow danced him...	6-12-08
Scissored Flying Time	Leggy airline pilot puts the boots to arrogant passenger.	6-12-08
USC	He liked to watch the ultimate fighting championship. She preferred USC.	6-4-08
Vote Scissors!	They argued about politics. Her legs won the vote.	6-4-08
Memorial Day Mashing	A loud party led him to complain – and be crushed.	5-28-08
Recipe for Scissors	She likes to cook – and scissor!	5-28-08
The Scissor Code	She needed the code. Her scissors cracked it.	5-21-08
The Scissor Detail	He gave a road detail cop a hard time. She gave him the hard legs back.	5-21-08
Cub Reporter Crush	She was a cub reporter who would squeeze anyone for information.	5-15-08
New Lease For Legs	She’s behind in her rent, but her legs save the day.	5-15-08
Hangover Helper	Mandy has just the thing for his hangover...	5-7-08
Keep The Scissors	She won big on a scratch ticket using his change. She uses her legs to keep it.	5-7-08
S Is For Scissors	She gets pissed when he talks down to her so she spells out why…	4-30-08
Scissorella	She liked fairy tales – with a twist…	4-30-08
Marble Legs In Marblehead	He gets worked over on the coast. At least the view was good.	4-23-08
Her Grapes Of Wrath	Amelia’s not happy when Ben takes the rest of her grapes.	4-23-08
Big Sister's Scissored Vengeance	She kicks ass of older woman who beat up her little brother.	4-16-08
V for Vendetta	A few minutes in her legs were all she needed…	4-16-08
A Curious Crush	She came, she saw, she scissored.	4-9-08
The Governor's Wife	She runs the show behind the scenes…	4-9-08
Scissor Patrol	Hot-legged cuties love ambushing unsuspecting men – with their legs!	4-3-08
There Will Be Scissors	Disagreement over movie to see leads to a one-side battle.	4-3-08
March Scissor Madness	She loved college hoops. He didn’t. Her legs won.	3-26-08
MILF Scissor Test	Middle-aged leggy hotties test their legs out – on each other!	3-26-08
Landscaper's Legs	Muscular landscaper miffed at pompous couple who had her fired, exacts her leggy revenge!	3-19-08
Calf Crush At The Coffee Shop	He got caught eyeballing hottie’s supple calves – so she used them on him!	3-19-08
The Book On Scissors	She went to a book-discussion group on empowering women – and then showed her husband her own book on the empowerment of scissors!	3-12-08
Trash Day	They fought over getting up to put the trash out. It was a short, painful fight – for him.	3-12-08
The Taxwoman Squeezeth	The government attached his belongings and then sent a muscular agent to attach her legs to his head.	3-5-08
The Power of Pressure	She gives a high-pressure car salesman a scissored dose of his own medicine.	3-5-08
My Roomate's Knockout Legs	I doubted Cindy’s knockout power. Two hours, 500 knockouts and a shitload of beer later, I believed!	2-27-08
Steam Press Scissors	He learned a lesson about messing with the legs of a hot laundry worker.	2-27-08
Little Big Legs	Tall and short sisters scissor their boyfriends together to see who’s stronger.	2-20-08
The Scissor Service	MILF with the need - and means- to squeeze young men.	2-20-08
Snuffocation	Her big black ass swallowed him whole…	2-13-08
A Mother-Daughter's Scissor Discipline, Part 3	Continuation of story about a mom and young girl using their muscular legs to control her son. Today, the mom's MOM joins the scissored fray!	2-13-08
Super Scissors	He was happy the Giants won. Wrong thing to say around Michelle and her patriotic legs!	2-6-08
Ruined At The Rock Wall	Muscular older lady beats me in athletic events – and then just kicks my sorry ass in her huge legs.	2-6-08
Jerking The Jerkoff	He tried to rape her in the park. She milked him dry and then some.	1-31-08
Cliff Walk Crush	It was a great day for a walk – and to be scissored.	1-23-08
Purchase, Sales and Scissors	She has a sales pitch that's hard to resist.	1-23-08
Contagious Crush	Hearing about scissoring is enough for her to catch the fever...	1-16-08
Midnight Med Run	She had a headache and wanted him to go to the 24 hour store for Advil. He refused, so her scissors gave him his own headache...	1-16-08
The Scissor Science	He said he was a reporter. She gave him a lesson in scissored science.	1-9-08
The Scissoring Hearing Aide	He bitches about clogged ears. She unclogs them – the SCISSOR way!	1-9-08
New Year Squeeze	She was the life of the party. But her legs were very nearly the death of me.	1-2-08
The Scissor Bloom	It’s midwinter when a young woman’s fancy turns to the flower show – and her legs turn to steel to get her boyfriend to go!	1-2-08
Santa's Sexy Scissors	She was dressed too sexy for her office party and he stopped her. Rather, tried to stop her…	12-26-07
Thigh Muffs	She wants him to start her car on a cold winter’s morning, he bitches about his ears being cold – so she warms them up for him…	12-26-07
Bashed On The Bus	Keith liked taking upskirt pictures. Holly taught him a leggy lesson he’d never forget.	12-19-07
Snow Scissors	Teenage girl shows her boyfriend new things to do in the deep snow…	12-19-07
Doctor Of Scissors	Leggy doctor practices what a patient preaches – at a discount...	12-12-07
The Break-Up Scissors	He wanted to break up with her. She wanted to break – him.	12-12-07
Bike Path Beating	He didn’t like joggers on the bike path, even the leggy ones like Beth.	12-5-07
Scissor Force Five	Dinah loved to play military games using scissors as her weapon…	12-5-07
Crush Clerk	He tried an armed robbery. Clerk answered with her legs.	11-28-07
Scissor Happy	I wanted to trim his hair with my scissors. He resisted. So he got my LEG scissors, too!	11-28-07
Calf Lesson	She teaches a young student the value of her calves and what they can do to - and for him...	11-21-07
You Can't Quit My Scissors!	He tries to not see his leggy dominatrix anymore. She changes his mind and nearly kills him doing it.	11-21-07
Designated Scissorer	He gave a drunk girl a ride home. She wasn’t too drunk to scissor.	11-14-07
Scholarship Squeeze	He voted against her scholarship. Her muscular legs changed his mind.	11-14-07
The Doctor's Calves	When he commented on his eye doctor’s wickedly muscled calves, she let him have it.	11-7-07
Two Legs To Scissor On	He made fun of someone with a fake leg. Big mistake as his girlfriend uses both of her real ones to punish him.	11-7-07
The Scissoring Compactor	She crushes more than plastic bottles with her thighs…	11-1-07
Mauled By The Mower	Deliveryman puts moves on hot gal on lawnmower and she shows him how well her scissoring legs can cut!	11-1-07
Thigh Detector	Her legs seek the truth.	10-24-07
OCD Scissors	She can’t help getting scissor submissions. Over. And over. And over…	10-24-07
Playoff Pressure	Take her out to the scissor game…	10-17-07
The Estonia Scissors	He wants to enter wife carrying event, but practicing the Estonia carry she squeezes too hard and almost puts him out of action!	10-17-07
Compression Obsession	He loved to be squeezed in big, powerful female thighs. Until he met Tonya.	10-10-07
Painter Crush	Hot-legged painter puts the squeeze to customer with roaming hands.	10-10-07
Scissor Experiment	She tried this scissor thing she’d read about on the web. It was love at first squeeze.	10-3-07
Booted Calves	Her calves looked hot in boots, and her thighs were real killers...	10-3-07
Scissored Speed Trap	Hot trooper uses her muscular legs to punish speeders.	9-26-07
Squeezing The Eavesdropper	I couldn’t believe what I was hearing a young lady say. Worse, I couldn’t believe she did it to me.	9-26-07
Scissored Shots	He has to pay for a shot with each scissored submission. And then it gets worse.	9-19-07
Returning The Favor	She loved sucking cock. She loved scissoring return favors more.	9-19-07
Locker Room Legs	His plan to look at locker room legs was foolproof. Then she found him.	9-12-07
Legs For The Leg Lover	The leg freak broke into the wrong girl’s house.	9-12-07
Labor Day Legs	Long legs on a long holiday afternoon.	9-5-07
Scissoring The Snatcher	He snatched the purse of the wrong bitch.	9-5-07
Crushing The Carjacker	Part one of a story about a very powerful woman avenging the theft of her hot car – with her hot muscles!	8-29-07
The Office Mouth	Jeff’s talented tongue makes him a hit with the ladies of the office, at the expense of scissor-induced headaches!	8-29-07
Her Scissor Fetish	He catches her in bed with another man – having scissor-sex.	8-22-07
Dental Diversion	Hot dentist used her legs to take his mind off the pain – in his tooth...	8-22-07
Amazon Scissorfest	Pair of towering twins team up on skinny brothers.	8-15-07
Auntie Janice Dominates	His MILF ‘aunt’ kicks his ass – and owns his dick!	8-15-07
These Thighs Were Made For Scissorin	He hated the song she liked. And she liked to scissor.	8-8-07
The Calf Staff	Girls in this office have some fierce lower legs…	8-8-07
Cheerleader Camp Crush	Known stalker gets his due in the legs of a pair of very muscular girls.	8-1-07
Don't Diss The Dancer	Club manager pisses off the wrong lady.	8-1-07
A Mother's Scissor Discipline Part 2	Continuation of story about a mom using her muscular legs to control her son. Today, her son’s girlfriend joins the fun…	7-25-07
Creaming The Cuckold	He was being used and could do nothing to stop her.	7-25-07
Too Much Leg	He wanted a short girl with thick legs. What he got was a world of pain!	7-18-07
Thunderstorm Thighs	She was frightened to death of thunder. How she reacted was nearly the death of him.	7-18-07
Scissor Schedule	She liked organizing everything: Including the scissor beatings of her boyfriend.	7-11-07
Gym Mom Scissors	Never piss off women at a gym.	7-11-07
Rocky Mountain Thigh	He hit on his trail riding guide with the great legs. She gave him a taste of Rocky Mountain thigh….	7-6-07
Strip Scissors	He wanted to play poker to get her clothes off. She dealt an entirely different game...	7-6-07
Sequester Scissors	A stubborn juror is set straight one night by a muscular juror’s legs.	6-27-07
Ex-Wife Muscle	My ex-wife isn’t the tub of guts she used to be...	6-27-07
Cut To Black	He hated the Sopranos ending. She loved how it cut to black. So she made him do it, too – in her scissors!	6-21-07
Twin Killing	He hit on identical twins with great gams. Four legs, much pain.	6-21-07
Beer Belly Bashing	Fat bastard puts moves on long legged lass. His waist gets smaller as a result, courtesy of her bodyscissors...	6-14-07
Scissor Auditions	She needed a man to squeeze on stage. He answered the ad. Lights, action, SCISSOR!	6-14-07
Spring Scissors	He embraced spring. Her legs embraced him.	6-6-07
Calf Club	What neighborhood ladies with wicked calves loved to do with them…	6-6-07
Scissoring Singles	She ran a dating service and he hit on her. Big no no!	5-30-07
A Mother's Scissor Discipline	I interfered with the girl down stairs as she disciplined her kid. I was next.	5-30-07
Scissorlanta	Atlanta layover is short on time, long on pain.	5-23-07
Balcony Bashing	He saw a woman crush a man on a hotel balcony and tried to stop it – and became part of the crushing…	5-23-07
Swimsuit Smackdown	He went shopping with his wife. That was his first mistake...	5-16-07
Flashcalves	He was mesmerized by her calves as she worked out on the recumbent bike, holding her pant legs up. Not so much later when he told her about it….	5-16-07
Leg Day	He sees a lot of mini-skirts on campus and asks why. He finds out the hard way...	5-10-07
Scissor Dream	He tried a pickup ploy on hottie co-worker. It backfired in a big, painful way.	5-10-07
Scissoring Life Imitating Art	Her computer was fucked up so she couldn’t watch scissor vids. The next best thing was his head...	4-25-07
Executive Scissors	She needs daily breaks to unwind...	4-25-07
Marathon Scissors	He wanted to watch the marathon for the hot legs. He watched her girlfriend’s instead, up close and painful..	4-18-07
Her Oral Slave	She had the means to rent the best tongue in town and the legs to make him do extra good…..	4-18-07
Aunt Lee	He was a young man subjected to an older woman's thighs. It changed his life for the bizarrely better...	4-11-07
Barfly Bashing	He got his ass kicked by a girl he was trying to pickup. Then his buddy did.	4-4-07
The Truth Hurts	She wanted his honest opinion about her legs. He gave it. It cost him a lot of pain.	4-4-07
Mother-Daughter Scissors Competition	Whose got the better scissors? Only one way to find out.	3-28-07
How Do You Like My Boots Now?	Skinny homeless dude likes her boots. But not on his head.	3-28-07
A View To A Scissors	He wanted her better hotel room and the view. The only view he got was of her scissoring legs.	3-21-07
Door To Door Scissors	She did the old hard sell when it came to scissors....	3-21-07
Corona Crush	They argue over which beer to buy. Her legs win.	3-14-07
Lost The Puppy, Found The Scissors	She wanted help finding her dog. But she didn’t have one.	3-14-07
Crushed By The Cable Cop	She works for the cable company dealing with those who steal service.	3-7-07
Best Scissors	She loved rating her scissors on Oscars night.	2-28-07
SUI - Scissoring Under The Influence	She was a mean scissorer, and way worse when drunk!	2-28-07
Lost In Her Thighs	She wanted to watch her favorite show. He didn’t. Lost in her thighs, he loses.	2-21-07
Scissor Rehearsal	She had her ways of dealing with difficult actors.	2-21-07
Landlady's Legs	The rent was overdue and her legs were ready to collect.	2-14-07
Snow Day	He was trying to make a few bucks plowing snow. So was she.	2-14-07
Scissor Memory	She remembered how to squeeze...and have crazy, hot sex to boot!	2-7-07
Titanium Cranium	No woman can submit him in a scissor hold. Until he meets Tanya.	2-7-07
The Scissor Story	I teach writing and the story one of my female students wrote was not to be believed...	1-31-07
Caged Beast Released	She sought her freedom. Her scissors ensured it.	1-31-07
No More Legs, Mommy	He overhears a weird domination session and intervenes. Big mistake.	1-24-07
That's What Friends Are For	He tries to avenge his buddy’s beating at the legs of his lady.	1-24-07
Jambe Ciseaux	He puts the moves on a very hot French teacher. She moves back, using her jambe ciseaux – leg scissors!	1-17-07
Phone It In	She calls in a scissor beating. And then comes calling for real.	1-17-07
Evangelical Scissors	She tried to preach the good word to guy who didn’t want to hear it, so she chose to proselytize - with her THIGHS!	1-10-07
Villa Vanquish	He overhears a guy getting his ass kicked by his dominant wife at a posh resort and tries to help. Oops!	1-10-07
Mile-Thigh Club	He wanted to join the Mile-High Club with her. Her legs had other ideas.	1-3-07
Right Legs For The Job	Muscle gal shows up for leg-model work at lingerie catalogue and squeezes her way in…	1-3-07
Season's Beatings	She wasn’t in the mood to live up to her fucking name…	12-27-06
New Year's Scissorin' Eve	The hostess with the mostess – legs – takes him to the pantry for a little extracurricular party activity on New Year’s Squeezin’ Eve!	12-27-06
Midnight Run	She sneaks into tents and does things to men in sleeping bags…	12-20-06
Season Scissoring Songs	Time once again for a little holiday squeezing in spirited songs of the season. Sing if you wish, preferably with a glass of grog in your hand and lusty thighs ‘round your neck….	12-13-06
Scissor Shopping	She’s in the market for just the right pair of boots for scissoring.	12-13-06
How Do You Like THEM Apples?	Fed up with his overuse of a stupid expression, she enlightens him with a new one of hers...	12-6-06
Victory Most Tasty	She took her victories over her female opponents to heart - and further south.	12-6-06
She Wishes You A Scissored Christmas	She sings carols. Badly. And scissors those who don’t like it.	11-30-06
Ticket To Scissors	He wanted that last concert ticket and would do anything to get it. She did even more to keep it.	11-30-06
Sunset Scissors	He wanted to film a spectacular sunset. What he got was scissored, spectacularly.	11-22-06
The Leg Woman	Hot female cousin recalls her tussles with male cousin over the turkey leg at Thanksgiving. Hers win this time.	11-22-06
Scissor Badges Of Honor	Her leg bruises were her marks of scissoring excellence. She was proud of them and always wanted more…	11-15-06
The Scissor Yard	Lumber yard snafu with hot worker leads to his head being caught in her leg vice!	11-15-06
Desperate Scissors	Parody of popular TV show has Lynette having a word – and a bunch of scissors – with that hussy Nora…	11-8-06
Bashed At The B&B	Hot B&B owner drains a young man dry.	11-8-06
Close Shave	He bitched about her bushy bush. She gave him a close up and personal rebuttal.	11-1-06
Birthday Beating	He hated female bodybuilders. Happy birthday, pal.	11-1-06
The Scissors Series	She challenges him to a best-of-seven scissor series to see what he can take. He goes down in four straight. But she’s not done playing just yet…	10-25-06
The Right To Remain Scissored	Cop cracks a tough guy in her thighs.	10-25-06
Between Her Thighs - Her Way!	He wanted in her legs in the worst way. And that’s what he got!	10-18-06
Grill Bitch	The counter cook had wicked calves. He had a wicked attitude. Calves 1, Attitude 0.	10-18-06
10K Crush	He loved hanging around women’s road races for a little leg action. Today, he got way more than he bargained for…	10-11-06
Boot Camp	She wanted her boots shined just so. He failed her. Her boots, and those massive legs, punished him.	10-11-06
Downsize Scissors	Her getting laid off is not what she wanted to hear.	10-4-06
Lindsey's Legs	She hated being called Lindsey. Her name was Lindy, and Lindy’s legs would be happy to point out the error of your ways.	10-4-06
Protection Scissors	He hit her up for protection money. She hit back with her own protection – her muscular legs.	9-27-06
Time To Scissor	She didn’t like to be rushed getting ready to go out. It was a mistake he’d not likely make again.	9-27-06
Casting Call Crush	She wanted the part really badly. She’d do anything – and crush anyone – to get it.	9-20-06
Flipping Out	Chris likes to flip out. All over her boyfriend. With her legs.	9-20-06
Showing Him The Scissor Ropes	They were exotic silk-rope dancers with legs he could not believe…	9-13-06
Remotely Scissored	She needed a refresher course in scissoring, so a quick call to her old college roomie was in order.	9-13-06
Old Legs, New Respect	Older strawberry blonde with sinewy legs wraps them around a young punk’s head.	9-7-06
Bookstore Bashing	He liked the clerk’s legs at the antiquarian bookshop. She liked them, too - on his ears!	8-30-06
Ice Legs	He mocks a young figure skater. She shows him what all that skating does for her legs…	8-30-06
Late Night Scissors	He requested late-night room service and got an angry Amazon instead.	8-23-06
Found The Scissors	He was pissed because she lost the scissors again. She found them for him, but not the kind he had in mind.	8-23-06
Back To School Scissors	Male shopper gives lip to exceptionally leggy young girls in store, and gets some gam in return.	8-16-06
Lemon Squeeze	He tried to take a couple kids for a cup of lemonade. Mom’s legs to the squeezing rescue.	8-16-06
Legs Of The Lifeguard	Lifeguards guard lives. Their legs very nearly take them.	8-9-06
The Scissor Season	I love summer and the studs that come my way for my scissoring pleasure…	8-2-06
Thighs For The Thief	He broke into a gorgeous sleeping woman’s house. His bad.	8-2-06
SCSR GRL	He wanted to buy her vanity plate. She wasn’t selling, but she WAS scissoring.	7-26-06
Leg Dancer	She wanted to dance, he didn’t. She made him pay with his balls and in her legs.	7-26-06
Finders Keepers, Scissored Weepers	A couple of guys at a park find a wallet and are about to make off with it when the girl who owns it returns and gets it back – with her legs!	7-19-06
Wash My Legs	Young window washer at a gym can’t keep his eyes off her thighs. And she can’t keep her thighs off of him, even forcing him to wash her muscular limbs as she scissors him!	7-19-06
Squeeze Policy	He bought a used laptop and didn’t agree with the store’s return policy. So she showed him her squeeze policy instead.	7-12-06
Out Of Control	I love to squeeze. I just don’t know when to stop. Oops.	7-12-06
Coach Crush	He took exception with his kids’ coach’s coaching. She took him to scissor land.	7-5-06
The Scissors Affair	He caught his wife with another man. But not doing what you’d think.	7-5-06
Scissored Taller	She wanted a taller boyfriend and used her legs to stretch him out.	6-28-06
Scissoring The Spotter	He asked her to spot him on the bench and liked the view. She gave him one he’d never forget.	6-26-06
Crush Comparison	Lindsey and Meredith come back from their morning walk talking about who has the best legs. They run a little test….	6-21-06
First Class Scissors	She asks him to mail something important and he did: Fourth class! So she employs her first-class scissors to teach him a lesson!	6-21-06
Scissored Reality	She comes for a tryout for a new TV show and doesn’t like the producers attitude. So she – and her legs – change it.	6-14-06
Punishing The Potty Mouth	Her upstairs neighbor had quite the mouth on him. She shut it down with her legs.	6-14-06
Face Time	She was fed up with his face. So she squeezed it.	6-7-06
Scissor Fan	I liked the B’s, she liked the Canadians. Her legs made a Habs’ fan of me in no time.	6-7-06
Crush Cruise	He spots a gal on a ferry kicking a guy’s ass. Guess who’s next?	5-31-06
Scissors Context	He saw her out of context of the gym and didn’t recognize her. Then her legs jogged his memory.	5-31-06
Mauled and Milked By MILFS	When MILFs attack, it isn’t pretty, just painful...sexy, but painful.	5-24-06
Repayment	He took a homeless woman in. She made the ultimate repayment.	5-24-06
Dildo Nose	Jerome had a huge honker. Haddie craved it.	5-17-06
Night Of Thunder	I hated my girlfriend's dog pussy attitude in thunder storms. My girlfriend hated mine and squeezed it out of me.	5-17-06
Scissorphysiology	She was learning about the human body in college. She wanted to explore the extremes of what it could take. Her hot roomie was up for the game.	5-10-06
Bouncing The Bouncer	Little bit of a sexy thang kicks big man’s ass.	5-10-06
Caribbean Crush	I hit on the wrong island girl. She hit back. With both thighs.	5-3-06
Liquid Lunch	He was thinking blow job. She was thinking of feeding him her own liquid lunch.	5-3-06
Recycling Scissors	He didn’t recycle. She showed him the light. In her thighs.	4-26-06
The Scissors Cure	I had the hiccups. She had the scissors to make me cut it out.	4-26-06
Rise, Shine, Scissors	She hated early morning cheer.	4-19-06
Lovely Eyes, Lethal Thighs	Photographer is smitten with model and her ice-blue eyes and puts the moves on her. She is not smitten and puts the scissors on him.	4-19-06
Forecast...Scissors!	The local weather woman was fed up with this asshole’s nasty comments so her forecast: Scissors!	4-12-06
Camo Carol	She was a weekend warrior in the military. Sometimes she carried her warlike ways to midweek.	4-12-06
Thighs, Hold The Fries	He demands thighs and fries from room service but they’re out of thighs. Chicken thighs, that is.	4-5-06
His Spot, Her Scissors	Man rudely cuts off old woman bound for a prime mall parking spot and pays a hefty, painful price in the athletic legs of a young gal who spots his disrespectful behavior.	4-5-06
Candid Scissor Camera	He couldn’t keep his eyes off her thighs. She couldn’t keep her thighs off his eyes.	3-29-06
Truth Hurts So Good	Old friends, new confessions, crushing scissors.	3-29-06
Game Cancelled On Account Of Scissors	He wanted to play golf. She had other plans. With her legs.	3-22-06
Scissor Design	He didn’t like his architect’s new plans. So she squeezed him into her way of thinking..	3-22-06
Stair Stepper Scissors	He watched her from afar. She beckoned him closer.	3-15-06
The Scissor Test